The company I work for is such that we are subject to full staff meetings every month. Basically, this event consists of all us underlings filing into the conference room to listen to VIPs talk about how good life is and eat stale bagels. One time we had green watermelon (...)

Ever since the dawn of the soul-wrenching cubicle, we working peons have had little recourse against the corporate monolith that runs our everyday life. So in an act of rebellion, I recently plotted the most nefarious act I could think of, leaving at 4:55. I know what you’re thinking. “This (...)

I love my parents with all my hearts, I truly do. If they needed a kidney, liver, right big toenail, left big toenail or swim bladder I’d gladly give them mine. However, all that love doesn’t change one simple fact… They are liars, liars with pants constantly on fire. The lie they (...)

As a young go getter, I’m always up for a challenge. I enjoy new opportunities, and it’s rare for me to say no when something new presents itself. That’s why when my boss recently called me in to tell me that she had a special project for me I got (...)

This may come as a surprise to anyone who actually reads the mindless rants I put on paper (e-paper?) every week, but I fancy myself a bit of a journalist. As you may have gathered from my bio, I’m a lifelong gamer, and my love of video games and their (...)